Josh Hamilton. Need I Say More?

Posted: May 18, 2012 by woody in MLB

I’m blogging about this now so I can brag about it a couple months down the road. Josh Hamilton will 100% win the Triple Crown, becoming the first player in forty-five years to do so, the first since Yaz (if you don’t know who Yaz is, walk into oncoming traffic. or look it up.). He is an absolute monster. No other way to put it. The only thing that will keep him from winning it is if he sustains a serious injury (knock on wood). This guy should be an inspiration to every person who ever set out to accomplish something, only to get sidetracked by the vices in life. This motherfucker was addicted to crack and a raging alcoholic no more than a few years ago, and now he is the best baseball player on the planet. Just proving that hard work and dedication can overcome any odds. This man deserves a firm handshake from every dude and a blow job from every bitch. Fact, not opinion.

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  1. hahahaha walk into oncoming traffic

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