Usually I don’t talk much about celebrities and all the bullshit we hear about them because I think most of it is mindless and honestly I couldn’t care less. But I saw this headline and couldn’t help but laugh and click on it to see what it was about. “Lindsay Lohan Claims She’s Too Sick To Appear In Court”. Really? She’s honestly trying to pull the oldest trick in the book with the “sick card” with the United States Government. Pahhhh. Wake up Lindsay. You used to be the man. What the fuck happened. Oh that’s right, you started putting everything under the sun up your nose and haven’t blacked in since “Parent Trap” came out. Basically the story goes as this, in her last hearing, the judge made it very clear that it was mandatory that she show up for her hearing which is set to take place tomorrow, but now she’s claiming to be suffering from an upper respiratory infection, and is too sick to make the flight across country, especially with the “flu epidemic” hitting Manhattan. Hey you dumb slut, a little bit of advice. If you’re going to try to play the upper respiratory infection card, don’t get photographed ripping heaters with your billionaire friend while on a shopping spree 2 DAYS before claiming to be “too sick” to show up in court. Just not a good look at all. Crazy thing is, during the filming of “Scary Movie 5″, she tried to pull LITERALLY the exact same bullshit excuse in order to put off filming, until executives threatened her with a breach of contract and she somehow miraculously recovered instantly. Go figure. To any of the younger generation out there reading this. I’m all for fun, obviously, and sure I like to party hard. But there’s this thing called moderation that you should look into and also this other thing called balance. Work hard, play harder, and you’ll be fine. Party to hard and don’t work and you’ll end up going from this:
To this:
Gross.
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